Sunday, June 17, 2012

No Joke...

Charlie loves to tell jokes... here are a few of his favorites:

Q: What does a sad cow say?
A: Moo Hoo

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground Beef

Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?
A: Lean Beef

Q: Why was the shoe so quiet?
A: Because his tongue was tied

Q: What did the mango say to the bald horse?
A: Where did your "mane go"?


And then there are the jokes that Charlie just makes up on the spot:

Q: What did book say to the bus driver?
A: Where is your bus?

Q: What did the octopus say to the sea horse?
A: There are bumps on your head

Q: What did the Dumbo say to the car seat?
A: Where did your handle go?


Let us know if you can think of any others that Charlie has told you and we'll add them to the list.


1 comment:

Amy said...

Great jokes Charlie, I love them all!